01 March 2025

96 Oscars, 96 minutes!

Well it's Oscar season and we've got a long way to go! A whole 24 hours. We have a typically fantastic track record so THIS YEAR we haven't really read any predictions at all because we get it all wrong anyway. I know this is the year we get everything right. Here we go!


Best Picture

Anora (Alex Coco, Samantha Quan and Sean Baker, Producers)

The Brutalist (Nick Gordon, Brian Young, Andrew Morrison, D.J. Gugenheim and Brady Corbet, Producers)
A Complete Unknown (Fred Berger, James Mangold and Alex Heineman, Producers)
Conclave (Tessa Ross, Juliette Howell and Michael A. Jackman, Producers)
Dune: Part Two (Mary Parent, Cale Boyter, Tanya Lapointe and Denis Villeneuve, Producers)
Emilia Pérez (Pascal Caucheteux and Jacques Audiard, Producers)
I’m Still Here (Maria Carlota Bruno and Rodrigo Teixeira, Producers)
Nickel Boys (Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner and Joslyn Barnes, Producers)
The Substance (Coralie Fargeat, Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner, Producers)
Wicked (Marc Platt, Producer)

Prediction: Anora

Anora had the early buzz and I like the DGA and PGA combo, even if the SAG love for Conclave is still notable. I just haven't gotten the Conclavei vibes, like what is that movie even about? I don't actually know what Anora is about, either but I am a big Sean Baker fan. I can't actually totally conceive such an outsider winning but the Oscars have been real weird lately.

Leading Actor

Adrien Brody, The Brutalist

Timothée Chalamet, A Complete Unknown
Colman Domingo, Sing Sing
Ralph Fiennes, Conclave
Sebastian Stan, The Apprentice

Prediction: Brody

This seems like his to lose, even though Fiennes had early buzz. I don't know what The Brutalist is about or what Brody is like in it, but he's just won everything he needs to.

Leading Actress

Cynthia Erivo, Wicked

Karla Sofía Gascón, Emilia Pérez
Mikey Madison, Anora
Demi Moore, The Substance
Fernanda Torres, I’m Still Here

Prediction: Moore

This is a great win for Moore and I don't see anyone as really having a chance. This is a great nod towards The Substance, which is a bonkers movie and I'd love to see the win here.

Supporting Actor

Yura Borisov, Anora

Kieran Culkin, A Real Pain
Edward Norton, A Complete Unknown
Guy Pearce, The Brutalist
Jeremy Strong, The Apprentice

Prediction: Culkin

Sounds good to me. This seems to be in the bag, which must feel nice.

Supporting Actress

Monica Barbaro, A Complete Unknown

Ariana Grande, Wicked
Felicity Jones, The Brutalist
Isabella Rossellini, Conclave
Zoe Saldaña, Emilia Pérez

Prediction: Saldana

Zoe Saldana is secretly one of the highest grossing movie stars of all time and an Oscar on her shelf would really cap it all off. I don't know what Emilia Pérez is about, either but I know that people liked it and now they don't because one of the stars said something stupid on Twitter and got cancelled. What a stupid world we live in.

Director

Jacques Audiard, Emilia Pérez

Sean Baker, Anora
Brady Corbet, The Brutalist
Coralie Fargeat, The Substance
James Mangold, A Complete Unknown

Prediction: Baker

Or maybe Corbet? I don't know. Probably Baker, that feels right.

Adapted Screenplay

A Complete Unknown (Screenplay by James Mangold and Jay Cocks)

Conclave (Screenplay by Peter Straughan)
Emilia Pérez (Screenplay by Jacques Audiard; In collaboration with Thomas Bidegain, Léa Mysius and Nicolas Livecchi)
Nickel Boys (Screenplay by RaMell Ross & Joslyn Barnes)
Sing Sing (Screenplay by Clint Bentley, Greg Kwedar; Story by Clint Bentley, Greg Kwedar, Clarence Maclin, John “Divine G” Whitfield)

Prediction: Conclave

I think this will go that way as a compensation for missing out on the big award.

Original Screenplay

Anora (Written by Sean Baker)

The Brutalist (Written by Brady Corbet, Mona Fastvold)
A Real Pain (Written by Jesse Eisenberg)
September 5 (Written by Moritz Binder, Tim Fehlbaum; Co-Written by Alex David)
The Substance (Written by Coralie Fargeat)

Prediction: A Real Pain

This always goes to movies like that.

Animated Feature

Flow (Gints Zilbalodis, Matīss Kaža, Ron Dyens and Gregory Zalcman)

Inside Out 2 (Kelsey Mann and Mark Nielsen)
Memoir of a Snail (Adam Elliot and Liz Kearney)
Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (Nick Park, Merlin Crossingham and Richard Beek)
The Wild Robot (Chris Sanders and Jeff Hermann)

Prediction: Flow

Man I hope it's Flow! So good!

International Feature

I’m Still Here (Brazil)

The Girl With the Needle (Denmark)
Emilia Pérez (France)
The Seed of the Sacred Fig (Germany)
Flow (Latvia)

Prediction: Emilia Perez

Maybe Flow! Probably Perez, even though everyone hates it, those foreign French bastards are probably still into it. I don't think anyone else has any momentum and folks will at least vote for the one they know.

Documentary Feature

Black Box Diaries (Shiori Ito, Eric Nyari and Hanna Aqvilin)

No Other Land (Basel Adra, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal and Yuval Abraham)
Porcelain War (Brendan Bellomo, Slava Leontyev, Aniela Sidorska, Paula DuPre’ Pesman)
Soundtrack to a Coup d’Etat (Johan Grimonprez, Daan Milius and Rémi Grellety)
Sugarcane (Julian Brave NoiseCat, Emily Kassie and Kellen Quinn)

Prediction: No Other Land

I think that's a thing?

Cinematography

The Brutalist (Lol Crawley)

Dune: Part Two (Greig Fraser)
Emilia Pérez (Paul Guilhaume)
Maria (Ed Lachman)
Nosferatu (Jarin Blaschke)

Prediction: Dune: Part Two

Or the Brutalist. I don't know, we'll see but Dune was the bigger deal for sure.

Costume Design

A Complete Unknown (Arianne Phillips)

Conclave (Lisy Christl)
Gladiator II (Janty Yates and Dave Crossman)
Nosferatu (Linda Muir)
Wicked (Paul Tazewell)

Prediction: Wicked

People seemed to like this one.

Production Design

The Brutalist (Production Design: Judy Becker; Set Decoration: Patricia Cuccia)

Conclave (Production Design: Suzie Davies; Set Decoration: Cynthia Sleiter)
Dune: Part Two (Production Design: Patrice Vermette; Set Decoration: Shane Vieau)
Nosferatu (Production Design: Craig Lathrop; Set Decoration: Beatrice Brentnerová)
Wicked (Production Design: Nathan Crowley; Set Decoration: Lee Sandales)

Prediction: Dune

I think they will go to Dune, or Wicked. Dune seems like a big hook for the technical awards, it's just that kind of film that had appeal to the big dumb nerds who vote on this stuff.

Film Editing

Anora (Sean Baker)

The Brutalist (David Jancso)
Conclave (Nick Emerson)
Emilia Pérez (Juliette Welfling)
Wicked (Myron Kerstein)

Prediction: Anora

All these are in the running. I don't know, I have such a gap this year. Go with the best picture? Or if it loses, this is a nice way to make it up?

Makeup and Hairstyling

A Different Man (Mike Marino, David Presto and Crystal Jurado)

Emilia Pérez (Julia Floch Carbonel, Emmanuel Janvier and Jean-Christophe Spadaccini)
Nosferatu (David White, Traci Loader and Suzanne Stokes-Munton)
The Substance (Pierre-Olivier Persin, Stéphanie Guillon and Marilyne Scarselli)
Wicked (Frances Hannon, Laura Blount and Sarah Nuth)

Prediction: Substance

The Substance is definitely better but I think Wicked is flashier and more notable. Folks seem to be pulling for the Substance and I am too.

Original Score

The Brutalist (Daniel Blumberg)

Conclave (Volker Bertelmann)
Emilia Pérez (Clément Ducol and Camille)
Wicked (John Powell and Stephen Schwartz)
The Wild Robot (Kris Bowers)

Prediction: Brutalist

I think Wicked was nominated too much and is too popular in a year full of largely extremely unpopular movies and it would win a bunch. Okay, I broke down and checked out what experts predict and they think it's Brutalist. Fine, but I will choke down when dumbass Wicked wins.

Original Song

“El Mal” from Emilia Pérez (Music by Clément Ducol and Camille; Lyric by Clément Ducol, Camille and Jacques Audiard)

“The Journey” from The Six Triple Eight (Music and Lyric by Diane Warren)
“Like a Bird” from Sing Sing (Music and Lyric by Abraham Alexander and Adrian Quesada)
“Mi Camino” from Emilia Pérez (Music and Lyric by Camille and Clément Ducol)
“Never Too Late” from Elton John: Never Too Late (Music and Lyric by Elton John, Brandi Carlile, Andrew Watt and Bernie Taupin)

Winner: "El Mal"

This is apparently the favorite? I'd like to see Brandi Carlile.

Sound

A Complete Unknown (Tod A. Maitland, Donald Sylvester, Ted Caplan, Paul Massey and David Giammarco)

Dune: Part Two (Gareth John, Richard King, Ron Bartlett and Doug Hemphill)
Emilia Pérez (Erwan Kerzanet, Aymeric Devoldère, Maxence Dussère, Cyril Holtz and Niels Barletta)
Wicked (Simon Hayes, Nancy Nugent Title, Jack Dolman, Andy Nelson and John Marquis)
The Wild Robot (Randy Thom, Brian Chumney, Gary A. Rizzo and Leff Lefferts)

Prediction: Dune

I might just be rolling safe and picking Dune for all these technical stuff, it's going to win at least one and probably all of them.

Visual Effects

Alien: Romulus (Eric Barba, Nelson Sepulveda-Fauser, Daniel Macarin and Shane Mahan)

Better Man (Luke Millar, David Clayton, Keith Herft and Peter Stubbs)
Dune: Part Two (Paul Lambert, Stephen James, Rhys Salcombe and Gerd Nefzer)
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (Erik Winquist, Stephen Unterfranz, Paul Story and Rodney Burke)
Wicked (Pablo Helman, Jonathan Fawkner, David Shirk and Paul Corbould)

Prediction: Dune

It really should be Kingdom, which may continue this franchise's streak of never winning acknowledgment of its monumental achievements once again.

Animated Short Film

Beautiful Men (Nicolas Keppens and Brecht Van Elslande)

In the Shadow of the Cypress (Shirin Sohani and Hossein Molayemi)
Magic Candies (Daisuke Nishio and Takashi Washio)
Wander to Wonder (Nina Gantz and Stienette Bosklopper)
Yuck! (Loïc Espuche and Juliette Marquet)

Prediction: Wander to Wonder

One in five shot! Funnest title wins!

Documentary Short Film

Death by Numbers (Kim A. Snyder and Janique L. Robillard)
I Am Ready, Warden 
(Smriti Mundhra and Maya Gnyp)
Incident
 (Bill Morrison and Jamie Kalven)
Instruments of a Beating Heart
 (Ema Ryan Yamazaki and Eric Nyari)
The Only Girl in the Orchestra (Molly O’Brien and Lisa Remington)

Prediction: Orchestra

Death! By numbers... Folks seem to want Orchestra, though.

Live Action Short Film

A Lien (Sam Cutler-Kreutz and David Cutler-Kreutz)

Anuja (Adam J. Graves and Suchitra Mattai)
I’m Not a Robot (Victoria Warmerdam and Trent)
The Last Ranger (Cindy Lee and Darwin Shaw)
The Man Who Could Not Remain Silent (Nebojša Slijepčević and Danijel Pek)

Prediction: The Last Ranger

Sounds kind of like the Lone Ranger! That's fun.


What do you think will win? I think we got it this year.

14 January 2025

2024: Let's Try Villains Again

We were just having fun a few weeks ago when I realized that our villain pick, Jason Bateman in Carry-On (2024) was probably pretty weak sauce and mostly because I had just seen it. 2024 had a surprising amount of great on screen villains that we failed to recognize, so here we go!

Connor McGregor in Road House (2024)

Connor McGregor is a pretty awful person in real life, but boy is he a charismatic villain here! He's an absolute force of nature, psychotic, gleeful, and unstoppable. He has a memorable intro, butt naked and totally comfortable strutting his stuff around a chaotic environment. I hate to say he's pretty damn charismatic, too. The stakes in Road House are really solid, and he ends up being too much for even the people who hired him to control. That's all to say, it's really easy to hate him, but he also brings such competence and a challenge for Jake Gyllenhaal after the other goons are so dumb that you kind of cheer for him, too.

Dementus in Furiosa (2024)

Chris Hemsworth is an underrated villain and does a great impression of his grandfather here as the wildman throwing a wrench into Immortan Joe's works. He's a roving bandit of a villain, one utterly terrible at settling down even though that's what he's trying to do. You see him try to climb the ladder opposite to Furiosa but he's staggeringly incompetent. Furiosa seeks her revenge but finds more than anything she's outgrown him, and what seemed scary as a kid its just kind of a pathetic wiener man. He's got a magnificent arc, even it's a downward trajectory.

Evil monkeys

There was that weird guy in Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) and the weird red monkey from Godzilla X Kong and of course, Robbie Williams. Strong year for Apes. Scar King was interesting, totally a sort of wicked bad guy who mostly hid behind a strong spin whip and frost beast. Intelligent and a worthy adversary, though. You don't often see Godzilla villain kaiju hatching schemes. Proxima Caesar, was that his name? He was just having fun and probably arrives too late into the film to be a huge presence, but he's notable and has a great death.

Anything we missed?

04 January 2025

2024 Movies in REVIEW MIRROR

Well, I can't believe I've been doing this for ten years! Ten years of data is pretty powerful. And the trends, Duke! The trends! It's envigorating. Here is my review of movie-watching data from 2024:

Grand Summary:

2015201620172018201920202021202220232024
Total movies198220224249200182181202171123
First-time viewingsn/a11713315713111011115410281
First-time viewing %n/a53%59%63%66%60%61%76%60%66%
Streamingn/a5581157118133134160133110
Streaming %n/a25%36%63%59%73%74%79%78%89%
TV868455107311379
TV %43%38%25%4%4%2%6%1%4%7%
Theater10111216827962
Theater %5%5%5%6%4%1%4%4%4%2%

That Theater includes one Drive-In and one movie theater. The only film I saw in theaters this year was Deadpool & Wolverine. Ugh, I'm part of the problem!

The other big note is that my streaming percentage spiked quite a bit. That proportion is mostly due to Netflix DVD ceasing operations. That might be a bit why my overall numbers also took a massive hit, but quite frankly I have a child and a high demand job now and I can't believe I ever watched 249 movies in a year.

My first time viewings were also solid, I really can't believe how many repeat movies I still watch, like that's crazy. It's really wild that 2016 was almost 50/50 but I think movies on TV was such a bigger force back then. Speaking of which, I watched the most percentage since 2017! I had some extended hotel stays here. It's really just hotels. TV has been such an afterthought for years. If only we had an accurate breakdown by streaming service....

Netflix3125.2%
Amazon Prime1814.6%
Max1814.6%
Hulu1713.8%
TV97.3%
Other Streaming64.9%
Tubi54.1%
Paramount+43.3%
Disney+32.4%
Apple TV+32.4%
Peacock32.4%
Planes21.6%
Theater10.8%
Drive-in10.8%
Total Streaming:11089.4%

I was pretty surprised by this. Netflix was a good chunk above the rest, and then Prime / Max / Hulu form a nice second tier. Max had been my mainstay for the past three years but now they're just kind of same as anyone else. Netflix is actually also pretty steady but just other sources have dropped off. Amazon Prime has really surged and I love how all the other services are kind of equally bottomed out. Other streaming included XUMO, Xfinity, and YouTube, which hasn't really changed.

My life is just really stable now, there's less going over to a friends' house and seeing something random on TV. I also did NOT watch a DVD this year, like how is that possible? You know, I feel like I watched Weird again. I wonder if I forgot to log that? We'll never know.

It's crazy, it's all the lack of Netflix DVD as I'm looking at it. Nothing seems to have taken its place, everything else is pretty much where it's been. Wild.

By Decade:

1940s10.8%
1970s10.8%
1980s108.1%
1990s1310.6%
2000s118.9%
2010s1411.4%
2020s7359.3%
20233830.9%
20243528.5%

Yeah, alright. I really just haven't sat down and searched for something old or challenging. 80s, 90s, and 00s are all kind of leveled out, but that's even starting to happen with 2010s movies, which is wild. My biggest seen year was 2023. Only five years in the 2000s decade were represented but my biggest year not in the current decade was 2002.

By Genre:

Action3326.8%
Adventure1512.2%
Comedy2822.8%
Drama2217.9%
Horror1814.6%
Thiller43.3%
Romance32.4%

I don't know if I'll keep doing genre. Not a ton of interesting data here. Believe it or not I like Action and Comedy movies. I did watch a bit more Horror this year. That's fun. Yeah, if I do this again, I might skip this part.

By Month:

2015201620172018201920202021202220232024AVERAGE
January1917231622151517161317
February1115121417211511101114
March1512181614271612161416
April152315252223131218717
May1517221319222919121118
June20162581819241817817
July1615161817151015171215
August121418251825141761016
September101416132016121412613
October1420171019241015181516
November12181810182120169615
December2221202820212216201020

It was wild to see 2024 plummet my averages. December's still pretty good, but this was the worst January, April, May, June, September, November, and December on record. Yay. A lot of this was fatherhood. They kept some general proportions and February I watched more! That's something! Looking at these trends, the months are actually sort of even. September is always busy and that dips. February, too. December is a big catch-up month and you've got time at home, so that's nice.

Last year I thought that more people might be watching movies than we think. After talking to the young people I can say that uhh...no we are not. This was such a rough year, a big reckoning year for Hollywood. There's weird mixed messaging like how well the absolute rehash that was Deadpool & Wolverine found success. But clearly we are so sick of a lot of these other same old garbage.

The other big mainstream sequels that did well (because yes, they were all sequels) had something novel about them, like Godzilla X Kong or Dune II. Venom got in there, I don't know, that one is a bit weird and I don't think anyone actually considered it a success. But there were four animated sequels that did absolutely crazy. I did not realize Inside Out 2 and Moana 2 were so lights out bonkers successful. I really did not give a shit about either of these and will probably never see either. But those did really well.

Indie stuff is the weirdest, though. It's out there but it feels even more fractured. I'm not sure how people sift through and find this kind of stuff. It just takes digging and keeping an ear to the ground for that buzz, man. I'm not even happy with my pics this year, especially when I realised that Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes was going to be one of the best movies I saw.

2025? It feels right, but my numbers are going to drop even more. Stay tuned, folks!
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