26 December 2024

2024 Has Plenty of Sharks: Top Ten Films!

 Hey Folks, it's that time of year we wait for all year - the end of the year! Everyone who's anyone is submitting their Top Ten lists for the year, and just because we have to be different, we're just going to do this differently.

I feel more than ever that I really just have not been able to watch every movie I wanted to watch this year. A lot of that is living in a relatively smaller town in the middle of the Great Plains, but it's also me having a wee baby at home and a full-time job which means I both can't get out that much and even when I'm chilling around I just have other things to do. Weirdly I am also going to cite the cessation of Netflix DVD as a big blow to me watching random movies I'm really into.

There is also the fact that every year I have also tended to reassess the previous year, mostly because it takes me a full year to catch everything that came out, and then I reassess again after ten years. Most people would call all this crazy. I don't know what this list looks like going forward, but I may just decide to do this list a year late.

Or it might be kind of like this year, I'll cite the movies I've seen, I'll mention the ones I think could break in, and then rank everything when it's all in. I'm not sure what the future will look like, if for some reason you still check this site out, you'll know that we aren't actually really beholden to anything, and NMW is endlessly flexible.

So, taking this one year at a time, here are seven movies that I saw this year that I felt were deserving of mention here:

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

I have seen just about all these other films crop up somewhere, but I feel like no one is giving Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes the love it deserves. All the love went to Dawn (2014), my previous favorite was War (2017), but I actually think this one might be the best. Set far in the future, this might have one of the better calls to action and organic inciting incident of any major blockbuster. It also looks absolutely great, but that should be a given by now. I don't think the main chimp is nearly as compelling as Caesar, and the third act kind of drags, but there is really sincere worldbuilding here, a really nasty villain, and a great ending that pays off some sly set-ups. It's just really great, if not by the book writing, but that's still hard to do.

Dune II

Aka TWONE. Pronounced Tooon. I guess that's why they didn't put that on a poster. Dune (2021) was fine, I was never all that into it, I think it moved a bit too fast with too many characters and not enough rationale behind what was happening, but most of that works in the sequel, which is laser focused on this false messiah thing, which becomes too real for everyone involved. The cast is impeccable and Austin Butler probably should have gotten Villain of the Year over Jason Bateman. Dagnabbit, forgot about that. I love how much each society we see connects through lighting, culture, and action. The scale here is ridiculous and it earns its epic feel and the characters gel together more than in the first one.

The Bikeriders

Let's go Austin Butler again. This also has gotten hardly any love, especially for Tom Hardy, who balances tough and psychotic so well here. This movie might truly have no protagonist. It's a multi-year subaltern epic akin to Goodfellas (1990) but it feels slept on. It's a movement that gets out of control and it's tough to see because there's not really a solution, it's out of everyone's hands. There's a lot of pain here, too and genuine tough guys who exude that kind of charm, ignorance, and mistakes that make the movie feel really real. I also give credit to Jodie Comer who has been in stuff, but this might be her biggest role. Like I said, I think she might even be the protagonist here? But she holds her own across from Tom Hardy spectacularly.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

I don't know why we don't praise Chris Hemsworth more. It might just be because he mostly chooses Thor movies and random stuff on Netflix (Extraction? Retraction? Whatever that was?). But with this, Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) and Spiderhead (2022) we are slowly getting to see how good he is at playing an unhinged maniac. He might actually be a character actor stuck in a leading man's body and that's a good thing. Furiosa tends to take a backseat in her own movie, and I was surprised that Anya Taylor-Joy really only shows up in the last hour or so. Having said that, this is assuredly told through her lens.

This movie was really unexpected, in that it really wasn't anything like Mad Max: Fury Road (2015). I think it probably needed more hype and perhaps a different title that didn't sound exactly like that movie. But when it calls itself a saga it is truly that - a long, like twenty year saga that demonstrates the rise, decline, and fall of multiple marauding wasteland gangs in ways that don't really care about lining up with Fury Road, despite being a prequel. And I don't mean they don't line up, more like they don't really seem to care about setting up little things that don't matter like a lot of prequels do. Everything here is done as well as Fury Road, and it only loses its glisten a big because that's a big chunk of novelty already spent.

Blink Twice

This was a damn hypnosis of a movie. Many people have lauded director Zoe Kravitz and it's not just the subject matter or shot selection, I cited the moment it becomes an entirely different movie in my best scenes, but it's a real delicate hand that does it. I knew the basic premise (SPOILER here I guess, just skip to the next review), but not the details and I was actually sitting there wondering why these guys were so nice and charming. And strangely sex free...I mean, clearly something was wrong on this island, and then when it's all revealed, it's horrifying but also lines up well from a writing stand point. And the direction matches everything, the shots get wider, the montages fade away, even the hair and make-up changes. As the characters stop living in the dreamlike fantasy, so do we and the magic of film as a visual medium fuels all that. Channing Tatum is also a great villain of the year. And no, I don't like the ending, either. I just don't think that's what her character needed to really grow. It was kind of a want and not a need, you know?

Rebel Ridge


I really debated these last two. Ultimately I went with the one that has stuck with me more, but that doesn't mean this hasn't. Rebel Ridge is just an avalanche of superior filmmaking, it stretches and draws tension like Picasso and Aaron Pierre is set-up to be THE dude for the next decade after this. It's a true star-making performance. I'm not sure how Don Johnson ended his career playing racist authority figures, but here we are. The one thing that doesn't line up to me is SPOILER Roy's turn as the informant, I just don't think that motivation was set-up but whatever. This film also shows how well you can do action on a budget - just write it and it's fine, you don't need a lot of CGI non-sense, just some smoke and a USMC Karate expert. The message here is obviously, like police are bad and the justice system is corrupt BIG SHOCKER but it does present a little more nuance than that, and most importantly, it uses that as a realistic vehicle to build stakes and tension to push its story forward.

Challengers



This movie was absolutely wild. I started kind of half-watching it because it starts a bit boring but then the saga of these three Tennis players gets so damn wild and sexy it becomes a must watch. I literally think that that all three wanted to fuck each other and as it chronicles how they were friends and split up, slowly revealing the past through time jumps everything just adds up. It's the film with the richest characters I've seen this year. Zendaya is so driven and competent and gets the most taken away from her, so she reacts the strongest in her exertion of control. The blonde guy struggles to articulate his own desires and plays everything too safe despite being the only player with actual success. And the brunette guy is just a bad boy who talks too much. He's like Vegeta.

It's got one of the most unreal endings of all these movies, too. Like, SPOILER, he banged the other guy's wife but the other guy kind of likes it and Zendaya likes it too. Like, do they end up a throuple? Luca Guadagnino is clearly a mad but horny genius and I love how much natural sex is in this movie.

Others: The Glen Powell double feature of Twisters and Hit Man came close but I don't think they could seriously be considered for this list.

Movies I might consider but haven't seen yet:

Anora - I have loved all of Sean Baker's previous work and this might be his film with the most mainstream appeal. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not, but I'd like to see it.

Megalopolis - Again, I haven't seen it, but I want to. I enjoy big swings and curious to really figure out what it's saying and cut through what a lot of people who probably don't understand how insane Coppola is are saying about it

Saturday Night - I don't think this would get in, but I'm a big SNL fan and intrigued by this. I kind of feel like it had hype but kind of landed with a thud? Like I said, I'm just curious, failure or success I like movies that try this kind of stuff.

Joker 2 - This is on Max and I hope to see it before the year is over. Dude, I know, but I really disliked Joker (2019) and so from everything I hear, I might be the target audience...I mean, how does this even get made, but I don't care about that, I'm into what it could be.

Venom 3 - shut up

Nosferatu - Robert Eggers, 'nuff said. I should have seen it Christmas Day, fuck my family.
Juror #2 - Also on Max, Clint Eastwood's purported last movie and I'd love to see it. I don't actually know much about it

The Brutalist - There is a whole lot of crap out there, I feel more than any other year, so many weird random indie films that are popping up on people's lists. I honestly feel a little outmatched, like, how have you even heard of these things? Also they seem uninteresting. The Brutalist seems cool, though, and I've seen it pop up quite a bit. I don't even know how I'll keep track of whenever this comes on streaming somewhere, which is my only option these days.

So, that's it! Can you wait until December 2026 for our review next year? Or maybe we'll just post it whenever we feel confident we've seen enough. Like I said, we keep things loose around here.

Happy 2024 everyone!

25 December 2024

2024 Thanks for all the Sharks! Best Movie Lists

 Another year gone so let's recap it! Here are all the greatest superlatives for 2024:

Actors of the Year:

This was one of the clearer years in recent memories. He's been rising for a while, but this was the time that Glen Powell made his name known in Hollywood. Building off Anyone But You (2023), Chad Radwell dropped star-making charisma bombs in Hit Man (2024) and Twisters (2024) and became someone who my wife sort of knows.

Zendaya wins Actress. She played a huge, bigger role in Dune II (2024) where she held her own and then to counter the big blockbuster, completely ran away with Challengers (2024), where she played, in her words, a character older than her who has had experiences she hasn't had yet. She's proving her staying power and really crushed it.

Villain of the Year:

I just watched Carry-On (2024) and I hated Jason Bateman so much. He's loveably hateable. I don't always do this category, but I really felt like I had to do it for this guy. Bateman plays him so snarlingly, blindsidingly, and meanly. The Traveler is a real jerk.

Hero of the Year:

Cleary Madame Webb, I don't see any other person who is avenging her mother who died while researching spiders in the Amazon. That line isn't even in the movie. I don't think it's that bad, really. This movie was full of such absolutely bizarre and deliberate choices. I think the Sony Spider-Man but Not Spider-Man Universe really deserves a deep dive at some point. But okay, not really. Kong?! We had a great King Kong movie this year! Sort of!

Scenes:

Kong vs. Frozen thing

I think that scene was cool. I couldn't actually find it or remember what was good about this movie, here's this scene instead:




Blink Twice when the movie changes

I couldn't pinpoint exactly when this happens but SPOILER at some point after she drinks the snake venom and realizes what is happening, the whole style of the film changes. Like, the shots are wider, less lascivious, the make-up is different, it's less focused on montage. I've seen a lot of films that have big changes and big swings but not so many where the visual language takes such a big (and actually subtle) shift.

The Substance - I dunno, pick one

Let's go with this age-restricted final scene! This whole movie is an insane fever dream and this is its culmination.

Deadpool vs. Wolverine - finding meaning


I wanted to throw in the biggest movie of the year. We need to talk about it more since we saw it in theaters five months ago, but for me, as this video gets into, there is a bit more to this thing than obvious cameos and perhaps misplaced nostalgia for the Fox Marvel Universe. It's matter and anti-matter clashing together and a desperate search for meaning and substance on the part of a character who by definition opposes such things. There are bigger implications on current cultural post-modern cynicism vs. sincerity that I'm not sure this movie totally commits to, but this scene pushes that thesis forward, finds meaning for Deadpool, and pays off seeing Hugh Jackman's abs.

Longlegs - Cage's face

I haven't seen this movie and I don't want this spoiled for me, so google his face if you need to.

Ricky Stanicky



This movie exists on the edge of a knife. I don't remember any funny scenes but it was a great, funny movie. John Cena continues to kill it leaning into comedic roles, and while Efron has been better, Santino is pretty solid and this could have been a star-making turn if this film got more exposure. It's the funniest movie of the year.

Biggest Disappointment: The Fall Guy

I was pretty pumped for this and then bummed when it didn't do that great. Then I saw it and was like, "Oh! This movie is pretty bad." Gosling is great, but I get the vibe more and more than Emily Blunt and John Krasinski just think that they are America's couple and everyone loves them. They ain't that great. The plot kind of fell apart immediately and while it did make me think more about stunt performers and it had a solid ending, it continuously felt like it was coasting off Gosling's newfound Barbie (2023) turn without ever capturing that energy in an organic way. It should be called Forced: The Movie.

Best Surprise: Twisters

Movies are BACK, baby!! Man, Twisters just felt like an actual movie. It was awesome. I don't know if it actually had any connection to Twister (1996), but I really dig movies where elements of nature are irrationally angry with human kind. Great, charismatic leads, a fun rollicking plot, and CGI that never really felt domineering. Throw in the Rodeo as a great scene for the year. Twisters is the shit. Movies are back, baby!

23 December 2024

2024 Sharks: The MUSIC!

Listen, I don't really go through all the albums, I barely watch movies anymore. But there are always some fun things to highlight!

Artist of the Year: It is definitely just recency bias because I watched her terrible Christmas Special, but the real breakout is Sabrina Carpenter this year. I don't think she's actually a human being but she does have some catchy songs.

This is despite Kendrick clearly earning the Song of Summer and I might say the year, in "Not Like Us" which is just hilarious.

Video of the Year: "Taylor Swif" by A$AP Rocky

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Dud of the Year: Lastly, I want to comment on how Katy Perry apparently dropped a comeback album that no one listened to and a feminist anthem co-written by Dr. Luke. Yay!

22 December 2024

2024: Thanks for Sharks! 2023 Films one year gone

We are one year out of 2023, and I've found that I really need a year to both digest all the movies I've seen and to actually get a chance to see them all. I don't want to get into every single one of these because I think we'll get to that in ten years anyway, but here we go, with a few snippets:

First of all, Creed III would be on here if Jonathan Majors had won. Like, that would have brought the entire Rocky series full circle, his character needed to win to finish his arc, and Creed needed to lose to complete his. It ends up just being a terrible movie.

This gets in but I don't feel great about it:

Poor Things - I don't actually know if this is good or not. I think I liked it.

These are locks.

May December - wins for having the best ending of any of these
Oppenheimer - this is good but it's not like super great when I think about it
Killers of the Flower Moon - this is definitely too long and I think not that fun but good
Napoleon
Anatomy of a Fall
Godzilla Minus One
The Holdovers
Beau is Afraid
Saltburn - I might be thinking about Saltburn more than Beau is Afraid but I really love both these films that everyone else seemed to hate. Thank goodness I am not put off by weird shit.

This goes for Napoleon and May December, too. I do really think these were great. I love Joaquin Phoenix, I really don't care about him probably being an unreliable asshole.

I had seventeen movies on this list originally before I whittled it down, and I feel like this is the kind of year where any of these would be hard to boot. Across the Spider-Verse just misses out again. I don't know if it should. The Creator ain't that great, but I kind of want to highlight it here. I watched it in a fatherhood late night child crying fever dream and I liked it. I think American Fiction and Barbie come close, too. 

21 December 2024

2024: Thanks for all the Sharks! Best Films of 2014

We'll get to why you all come to movie sights, the best of the year, but the more and more I go on with this nonsense the clearer it is that the true test is their staying power ten years on. But really there's merit to both - films could be incredibly in the moment and impactful the first time you see them, or sometimes they fade over time. So while we've had a lot of random lists across the years here, this will be our official 2014 list, or at least what we're jazzing on right now.

#10: Noah

This is a ridiculously underrated film that really hasn't had any mention or reappraisal at all in the past ten years, but I really dig the cinematography and how much this thing pops. I do think the last maybe hour or so needed to be cut, yes, it does get that excessive with the Ray Winstone stowaway bits. I don't really think that adds anything to the narrative. It's not stupid like you'd expect it to be, nor is it preachy. Just good clean, pretty sad fun.

#9: John Wick

The more I looked at movies from 2014 the more it seems like the biggest ones had a long reaching influence. Every action movie in the past ten years wanted to be John Wick. And for better or worse this launched a lot of directors' and stunt coordinators turned directors' careers that have made a lot of really crappy movies. 2014 was all about pushing vibes with really innovative, creative, original stuff like this, Guardians and the LEGO Movie, which have had a ridiculous amount of imitators over the past decade. These have of course all failed because they are not coming from a place of original expression or novelty, but chasing a recreation of a feeling. Anyway, John Wick is still fun and clean as hell.

#8: Interstellar

Interstellar has gone through this quasi-appraisal ranging from "is it a masterpiece" to "is it even good?" I don't think it hits as hard as it did when it dropped but by all accounts the big ideas it drops are still very compelling. It's big, it's fun, it's part of the McConaughsaince. It's great.

#7: The Interview

I should probably stop throwing The Interview on this list. But the great thing about doing this ten years past is that we're not really beholden to any kind of popular whim at all. It's fun. I feel like calling this one of the last really great funny movies. Politically held up surprisingly well.

#6: Foxcatcher

I don't know where this movie is now, it was pretty lauded at the time but never really made a dent in any actual awards. It reminds me of the recent Iron Claw (2023) but maybe that's just wrestling. There is a match between intensity of performances, vibes, cinematography, and subject matter that gels very well. This was also an early introduction to how bold of an actor Channing Tatum can be. I don't think anyone really thinks about Foxcatcher these days but I do.

#5: Guardians of the Galaxy

I'm not sure any film really matches the influence of Guardians, it was such a big cultural force, and for good reason. It gave such few fucks and created James Gunn's now signature style of elevating the most genre of genre material into real human drama. Unfortunately it also led to ten years of "Well, if the Guardians could be come household names, why can't Moon Knight?" and such and such. It also led to a thousand imitators who did not come close to matching its style or attitude, from Suicide Squad (2016) to The Suicide Squad (2021) to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023). We're still trying to cop this crap in Borderlands (2024). It was such magic in a bottle, and although its legacy may be diminished by lots of imitations and endless milking by Disney Marvel, but it's still a great movie.

#4: Gone Girl

Gone Girl does an unreal job at understanding modern media, and feels like a warning of things to come that all just happened. It's also impeccable casting, looks great, and Fincher is crushing it here. But it's also an insanely deep character study. It's held up very well and you could watch it today.

#3: Birdman

I should probably watch Birdman again. It was such a giant of the time that it earned a permanent position on this list. It's probably THE movie I think of when thinking about 2014. I have a feeling it would lose some impact of novelty upon a second viewing where you could probably just pick out all the cuts, but it's still such a perfect marriage of lighting, music, acting, casting, and everything that it's hard to ignore. Totally ignored during award season. I mean, I guess it won Best Picture and three other awards but I'm still sore about Michael Keaton. Who has played flying-based superheroes in two franchise movies since this for some reason.

#2: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

I thought this was one of the greatest movies I've ever seen when I first caught it. I think the second time lessened the impact but it's still a great achievement. It's so damn lonely and iconic. It twists and writhes and plays with its own presumptions and impact, simultaneously informed by its context and ready to defy it. It all works and I still dig it.

#1: Under the Skin

I can't believe this is ten years old, but this remains one of the few movies I can recall that exists totally within the language of film. I'm not sure I can re-watch it, I probably need to. It demands such close watching while being the ultimate slowburn. But I still remember multiple scenes. I love how nothing is explained and you have to become engrossed into the visual language. It's a merging of form and function that I haven't really seen much like since.

That's that. I dropped Inherent Vice. I had trouble getting through it on a second viewing, I really loved it, and then I apparently totally lost interest. What We Do in the Shadows should also probably be here? Maybe? I also really remember liking Why Don't You Play in Hell? but I could not remember it at all, to be honest.

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